sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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waitingondhr:

Ellen Von Unwerth (Sunday times Style)

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“We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.”
— my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

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alicecomedies:

Disney Concept Art→ Walt Peregoy for 101 Dalmatians

I always asked myself how come their idea of realism is completely contradictory to a duck or a mouse or a baboon talking? That’s not realism. It’s freedom. So, why does a flower have to be put next to an airbrushed rock? -Walt Peregoy

(via rockymountainpeasantsong)

  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

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greatdepths:

*pets your grunge*

wow, its so soft

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