sniffing:

me trying to participate in sports

(via themuser)

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”

-Matthew 20:28

(via misandry-barbie)

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

(via ab-be-reading)

ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(via doctopuss)

edwardspoonhands:

birdbonewinchester:

Did William Shatner just ask Hank Green to be on his GISHWES team?

He did, and I really don’t know how to feel about it. Like…he’s William Shatner…does he really need /my/ help?

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

“All that day she had the strange feeling that she was taking part in a theatrical performance with better actors than herself and that her own bad performance was spoiling the whole show.”
— Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina. (via destroyingangels)

(via robertplantsplants)

safeguards:

there’s probably only 3 people who don’t piss me off at this point

(via spoken-not-written)