onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

(via mishcollin)

prongsmydeer:

Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent-Winged Snitches concert.” 

(via castiowl)

wittyandcharming:

muchadoabouttruffles:

Okay, just hear me out for a second.

Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.

(via castiowl)

forgotn1:

I’d like to see Andrew Garfield as an extra in the background of a scene in Avengers 2. No talking. No focus on him. Just him in the background taking pictures.

(via enochianspellbinder)

  • nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

hellabloggin:

american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with

(via bastille)

“I’m not where I need to be, but thank god I’m not where I used to be.”
— Unknown (via areyouhappyenough)

(via sleepybunnyy)


Illustration by David Wright c. 1940s

Illustration by David Wright c. 1940s

(via vintagegal)

pylore:

Gaze-activated dress by Ying Gao

The gaze-activated dresses are made of photo-luminescent thread and are embedded with eye-tracking technology that responds to an observer’s gaze by activating tiny motors to move parts of the dresses

pylore:

Gaze-activated dress by Ying Gao

The gaze-activated dresses are made of photo-luminescent thread and are embedded with eye-tracking technology that responds to an observer’s gaze by activating tiny motors to move parts of the dresses

(via thegivenchycode)

“There are poets who sing you to sleep
and poets who ready you for war
and I want to be both.”
— Ashe Vernon (via exoticwild)

(via bonesbuckleup)

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

(via oswaldz)